im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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