im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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