question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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