I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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