so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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