we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My bed smells like the plague
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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