Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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