Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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