If i come over, it means nothing
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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