dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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