Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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