That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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