I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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