any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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