At least make sure they are 18
Why
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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