never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It's just like the Real World with babies
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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