So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's never too late to be topless.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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