I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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