Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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