i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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