I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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