I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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