you win again, gameday.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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