Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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