The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
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