she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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