love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
