Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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