is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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