Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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