i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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