Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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