ugly people sure do ruin things
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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