Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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