once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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