Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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