was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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