he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm at about main and main street
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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