I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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