i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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