i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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