You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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