Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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