I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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