Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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