This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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