tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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