Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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