hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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