I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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